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fishslut:

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unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

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okaymad:

showing up at a party uninvited like

image

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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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realrightrick:

Relevant

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!